Tag: humor
member name: Lisa W.
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October 24, 2006 06:55 PM EDT --
What do you do when you encounter offensive humor at work? Here is my story: As you may know, one of my kittens needs his tail shortened for medical reasons. Aside from his tail . . .
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . .
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October 07, 2006 12:28 PM EDT --
Yesterday the boy and I were watching tv when Rusty jumped up onto the top of the arm chair, reached out and flipped off the light switch! Pleased with his accomplishment, he then jumped back down . . .
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October 10, 2006 12:32 PM EDT --
I've heard that most cats have a natural aversion to water, but my nine-month old kitten, Count Claw, adores it. Every morning he climbs into the shower with us or perches on the ledge to watch . . .
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October 19, 2006 07:19 PM EDT --
I have the habit of depositing loose change every night into a dish on my dresser. Last week for some reason I had some loose bills in my pocket, so I put those on the dresser as well. . . .
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . .
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October 28, 2006 10:26 AM EDT --
Our cats always seem to prefer homemade toys to commercially made toys. Their latest discovery? Receipts. They love playing with them for hours, and will even take them out of the trash . . .
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November 01, 2006 08:54 PM EST --
Prayer to Saint Travis
Patron Saint of Beer
Most faithful Saint Travis,
Help us quench our thirst.
As Jesus turned water to wine,
Let us turn water to beer.
Gift of God's love,
Work of human hands, . . .
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February 03, 2007 12:22 AM EST --
Since the Superbowl is rapidly approaching, football is a common topic of conversation around our house. One time my boyfriend asked me to fill-in-the-blank of a famous football quotation: . . .
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September 03, 2006 04:32 PM EDT --
Our guys like to wake us up early when they decide its time for breakfast. Especially me, since I'm usually the first one up anyways and its easier to wake me up than my boyfriend.
Count Claw's . . .
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November 17, 2006 07:34 PM EST --
Today I went out for lunch with some coworkers. On our way back, we heard a loud "crunch" that could only have come from a car accident. Hoping that no pedestrians or . . .
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November 22, 2006 01:52 PM EST --
The kitties rescued me this morning, as I fell asleep after turning off my alarm. I overslept by about 45 minutes, but luckily just around the time I was about to leave the boys started crawling . . .
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February 08, 2007 04:17 PM EST --
Our kitten Rusty has a new favorite food--bananas. We left a bunch out on our baker's rack in the kitchen, and last night they caught Rusty's attention. Because they're ripening, . . .
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December 18, 2006 12:58 PM EST --
“Time to run the gauntlet,” the man behind her drawled. He placed a zip-lock baggie with travel-sized toothpaste in a bin for the x-ray machine.
“They’re more concerned with . . .
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September 16, 2006 11:11 PM EDT --
She couldn't cry.
She couldn't cry because her tissues, along with her nice purse and suitcoat, were back at the office, and she was just starting the long commute home.
She was coming from a . . .
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October 25, 2006 10:53 AM EDT --
Yesterday I was asked two very unusual questions, considering they were both asked by advanced law students.
The first asked me how to spell "Harold Washington" (the first African-American mayor . . .
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October 22, 2006 08:43 PM EDT --
Altar Boyz is playing Broadway in Chicago this week, and I caught today's matinee. The show is about a boy-band of Catholic altar boyz (and their Jewish friend) who travel the country playing . . .
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August 31, 2006 07:56 PM EDT --
In case you haven't seen it yet, and need a laugh after today's loss, Palehose Six is a comic strip featuring members of the Sox as pirates.
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September 08, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
I generally disapprove of ad campaigns for prescription medecine, but there is a current print campaign for some type of sleep medication that makes me smile every time I see one of the ads. The . . .
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